Friday, August 5, 2016

The Alpha and Omega

The alphabet according to Donald Trump with apologies to Noah Webster:
A - Arrogant (alpha male)
B - Bombastic
C - Crass
D - Delusional
E - Ethically flawed
F - Fatuous
G - Greedy
H - Hyperbolic
I -  Impulsive
J - Jealous
K - Knee jerky
L - Lyin' Donald
M - Mendacious
N - Narcissistic
O - Obnoxious
P - Pompous
Q - Questionable Stability
R - Reckless
S - Stubborn
T - Thin Skinned
U - Uncompromising
V - Vindictive
W - Withholding Taxes
X - Xenophobic
Y - You gotta be kidding
Z - The Omega (End)
......and now you know your ABCs.
tjs

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