Wednesday, September 7, 2016

I Scream, You Scream!

The latest scourge hitting Manhattan is the theft of ice cream and the brazen fellows are particular leaning to Ben & Jerry and Haagen Daz. It has to be resold quickly to small delis and bodegas and is termed as "hot ice cream." Merchants are placing locks and alarms on their freezers similar to those on razor blades in an effort to combat this frozen assault. As supplies run short can we expect a price rise? Perhaps the demand will fade as cooler weather approaches. At my next purchase they may want to see my I.D.
tjs

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