Tuesday, June 20, 2017

A Close Shave.

This is the tale of a man-about-town who visited a tonsorial parlor for a shave, haircut and manicure. While undergoing these treatments he began to flirt with the manicurist and suggested they meet later for drinks. She said she would have to consult her husband. He countered "Why do you have to ask him?" She replied "You can ask him yourself, he's shaving you!" I suggest that the hot towels may have caused third degree burns.
tjs

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