Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Current Events



The European Union is miffed at POTUS for his treatment of the Iran Nuclear deal - their representative tweeted as follows: "We realise that if you need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of your arm."

Venice is billed as "the city where happiness is eternal." But there are more dead Venetians than live ones. The city is auctioning off unused tombs to the highest bidder with a 99 year lease. Their motto is "The perfect place to spend an afterlife."

The White House has already printed commemorative coins to mark the upcoming Summit but POTUS seems to be vacillating on the meeting which is three weeks away. So we may expect to see these coins offered on Facebook in the near future. Meanwhile, we might put the Nobel Peace Prize on "hold" for now. Stay tuned.
tjs

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