This out of Western Michigan: A jury convicted a woman of killing her husband with five bullets when the sixth bullet failed her suicide attempt. It seems the panel may have been swayed by the appearance of the man's pet African parrot, Bud, who it is alleged witnessed the shooting and cried out - mimicking the man's voice - "Don't bleep shoot!" Of course, Bud wasn't cross examined. So be kind to your fine feathered friends, they may speak well of you when you're gone.
tjs
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