Potpourri 18-1

Donald Trump promised to drain the swamp but he was a million years too late. In nearby Maryland they have discovered dinosaur tracks with smaller prints of the prey on a rock slab. As we used to say "A day late and a dollar short."

The 21 Club, a watering hole fancied by POTUS, is closed due to pipes bursting and expect reopening in the Spring. So he will have to wait a bit for that $36. hamburger. Meanwhile, the colorful jockeys stand sentry outside.

The World Cup (Soccer) is being held in Russia this summer. The Agriculture Ministry has warned that a plague of locusts could devour the grass at stadiums in southern cities. They are inventive - if it isn't doping it's a plague.

The stock market tanked last week so stay away from the window sills.
tjs