Friday, February 21, 2020

News of the day.



-A prominent London bank has backed away from a software program that monitored employee's productivity - including bathroom breaks......When I was a high school senior I worked in the General Post Office during Christmas break. Their approach to the problem was to open all windows in the rest rooms (December) to make the temperature near freezing so no one would linger. They didn't need a software program back then.

-Roger Stone, on his way to jail, was holding court -"The key to a good martini is you have to marinate the olives in vermouth first." He said he got the recipe from Nixon who got it from Churchill. I don't think he will find any in "stir".
tjs

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Heard on the Campaign




-A questioner asked Sen. Warren who would be her "Mike Pence" - she answered "I already have a dog."

"The Dems need a sober designated driver to get them home." - Chris Matthews.

"Where I come from they measure a man's height from the neck up.' - Mike Bloomberg.
tjs

Saturday, February 8, 2020

Quotes of the Week


Iowa picks corn, but New Hampshire picks Presidents - although this week Iowa couldn't pick their noses.

Using baseball parlance: "He can't carry your glove, Mitt."

I went to a prayer breakfast - it was tasteless, graceless and sprinkled with spite. Blame the cook?

I keep hearing it "At the end of the day"......the sun goes down.
tjs