Friday, September 20, 2013

Ponderous Pondering


Here's more on Steven Wright:

I almost had a psychic girl friend, but she left me before we met.

O.K. - So what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
tjs

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