The Lap of Luxury

I had planned to write about the term "MAYDAY" and the various connotations to which the term applies. But I did a segue and the word for the day is "BIDET" of French origin. The latest thing in personal hygiene is the "electronic bidet toilet seat". They are priced from $250. to $1700. depending on the model with a "wide array of more luxurious extras." The link below is worth a read on a rainy Friday. Should Scott Paper be worried?
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/technology/personaltech/electronic-bidet-toilet-seat-is-the-luxury-you-wont-want-to-live-without.html?ref=business