Tuesday, November 24, 2015

The Big Apple

It was a busy Friday afternoon at the Apple store on Fifth Avenue teeming with patrons one of whom began to brandish a Samurai sword shouting "I want an Iphone!" The crowd backed away and the folks at the genius bar were "dumbfounded". The blade wielding warrior exited the store and was subdued by security personnel and hauled off to Bellevue for his safety. It seemed that rather than taking a bite of the apple he wanted to slice it. Just an average day in the Big Apple.
tjs

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