Dateline: Teaneck, N.J. (I used to work in that town but that was after suffering through Chapter 11 bankruptcy in another Jersey town) - but I digress. It seems Teaneck is being plagued by marauding wild turkeys who are very aggressive in the Spring. They have been attacking pedestrians and vehicles and a male Tom can have a wingspread up to fifty-seven inches. You are not permitted to kill them so the city fathers have provided the citizenry with 20 air horns to scare them away. Please don't chase them down to Cape May! With Thanksgiving still months away it could be a long, hot summer in Jersey. (I wish the President would stop pardoning them)
tjs
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