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It was discovered during the Spanish Civil War that a book must be at least 350 pages long to stop a bullet. So if Donald Trump should ever take that shot at you on Fifth Avenue, just hope it is just after your visit to the library.

Royalty versus Loyalty - The NYT reported that when the Royal marriage of Charles & Diana broke up after fifteen years, the royal purse clapped shut immediately. Some 40 of the Princess's favorite stores were instructed to begin sending their bills to Diana, not to Charles. Fortunately, she received a few Quid in a settlement.
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