A Whale of a time.

 In the Old Testament Book of Jonah it describes him being swallowed by a whale and he remains in the belly for three days until God released him. But today we have an item datelined Provincetown, Mass where a lobsterman while diving bumped into a humpback whale and found himself in the whale's mouth. He had breathing equipment and after twenty seconds the whale spit him out. Perhaps he wanted mayo on his lobster  or maybe the man's deodorant caused him to be rejected or expectorated - sort of like Charley the Tuna being nixed. Truth is stranger than fiction. tjs