Epitaphs III

Today is Friday the thirteenth so don't walk under any ladders. Some say it is only a number but then why do so many hotels and skyscrapers omit the 13th floor? Below is this week's offering:

Stranger, approach this spot with gravity - Dentist  Brown is filling his last cavity.

Gee, he was here a moment ago.  (George Carlin)

There goes the neighborhood..... (Rodney Dangerfield)

Better here than in Philadelphia.  (W.C. Fields)

And away we go!                        (Jackie Gleason)

Hold my drink, you're gonna love this................(Anon.)

 Anyway make sure you whistle when you pass this graveyard.
tjs
Next - Congressional Hearings II (Mon.)