Funny? or Punny? V

1 - A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

2 - Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

3 - A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

4 - What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

5 - If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

6 - Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
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