Some of you know how I appreciate Puns so I dare to repeat this one:
Thieves broke into the Louvre Museum in Paris undetected, stealing several masterpieces and escaped in an unmarked vehicle. Several kilometers down the road they ran out of petrol and were apprehended. The gendarmes were surprised that having planned their escapade so well that they would have overlooked such a detail as fuel. The chief thief explained - "Monsieur, you see we did not have the MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH!" And I have the DEGAULLE to repeat that story!
tjs
I can't believe you had DeGaulle to repeat this either! Love it Tom!
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