Roman Holiday

In light of the Pope's impending visit I am reminded of the following story about the fellow visiting his barber and announcing his forthcoming visit to Rome. The following exchange ensued:
Barber: Where are you staying?
Customer: The Excelsior Hotel - it is five stars and recommended.
B - It's overpriced - the service is terrible- you won't enjoy it. What else are you doing?
C - We plan dinner at Alfredo's.
B - It's a tourist trap - overrated - you won't enjoy it. What else have you planned
C - We have arranged an audience with the Pope.
B - You will be behind the ropes - you won't even see him.
A month later the tourist is back in the chair.
B- So how was your trip?
C - The Excelsior had flowers in the room and they couldn't be more gracious. And Alfredo himself served us the fettucine. And we had a private audience with the Holy Father.
B - I'm very impressed. What did the Pope say to you?
C - He asked me where I got the lousy haircut.
tjs