The fattest Knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaska island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Two silkworms had a race - it ended in a tie.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger - then it hit me!
The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A backward poet writes inverse.
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