Primarily Political X

Donald J. Trump prides himself on being self funding and his expenses for the month of January have just come in:
-Hair pomade...................$50.
-Sheep's clothing .............$200.
-Extra long ties from Macy's....$100.
-Hand wipes......................$ 30.
-Spanish lessons (Rosetta Stone)....$150.
-Diction lessons to smooth the Rs...$200.
-Attitudinal adjustment (N.Y. Values)$300.
-Altoid mints to sweeten the tongue..$20.
-Concealed weapons permit..............$100.
-Lip balm...........................................$ 20.
-Jet fuel..........................................$10,000.

Yes, he really is self funded. On to Super Tuesday!
tjs