Friday, March 4, 2016

Potpourri V

Recently released files indicate the extent of Osama bin Laden's paranoia as he wondered "Could an Iranian dentist have planted a tracking device in his wife's tooth?" And didn't he have more than one wife?

Dateline Anchorage, Alaska: A lack of snow is forcing organizers of the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race to ship in tons of it by train for the event tomorrow which has been shortened from eleven miles to three. I'm sure the dogs won't mind.

Astronaut Kelley returned to earth after a year in space with minimal fanfare. When Lindbergh crossed the Atlantic they gave him a ticker tape parade.
tjs

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