Buttoned Up.

Word just in from the "Navel" Observatory by way of the school yard that "my belly button is bigger than yours! And you're an outie and I'm an innie!"
And throw in a "your mother wears army shoes!" so the insults are flying. Which recalled that old puzzling fact that Eve in the Garden of Eden was the only woman without a navel. But never mind, I am returning to contemplate my navel as I watch the "liberal" snowflakes fall.
tjs