Thursday, March 29, 2018

Riding the Rails


Kim Jung-un arrived quietly in Beijing in a three rail train convoy - his train was composed of 21 carriages - all bullet proof - which added such additional weight to limit its speed to just 37 mph. That would be slow enough to enjoy the countryside except for the tinted windows. He follows in the footsteps of his late father who was afraid of flying but stocked the trains with fancy food & drink. While not sure of the current ruler's taste it was revealed he reportedly prefers Swiss cheese, Cristal Champagne and Hennessy cognac.
Why, he sounds like a capitalist!
tjs

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