Thursday, May 10, 2018

Babysitting


A friend of mine from long ago in New Jersey had four children and he and his wife were socially active. On Saturday nights their practice was to engage a local teenager to babysit their brood. At the end of the night he always drove the young person home. One weekend the young lady was not available and they secured the services of a local adult woman. As the night ran late, my friend offered to drive the woman home.  On automatic pilot he drove into the teenager's driveway and parked. The woman stared at him as he came to his senses. Apologies followed - but gentlemen, when driving the babysitter home, make sure your GPS is functioning - or better, call Uber.
tjs

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