Virtual assistant

A writer was discussing her plans for her 50th birthday celebration but did not want to reveal her "new age". But a friend shouted into his house - "ALEXA, how old is ________? He had the answer in seconds.
Across the street a neighbor asked "SIRI, can you reproduce the sound of flatulence?" I am told she performed as requested. And I hear all these exchanges are in their memory boxes. So keep it down to a whisper.
tjs