The Zodiac

Scientists are telling us that our planet is wobbling on its axis and a debate is under way between Astronomers and Astrologers. Some are advocating a thirteenth constellation and Zodiac sign. They want to change me from a Scorpio to a Libra after all these years. I should be pleased to change from a Scorpion to a balance of the scales i.e. a desire for fairness and harmony. My wife and son who have been Taurus (the Bull) are now Aries (the Ram) - both have horns. (the animals, that is). And a lady I know as a Virgo is now a Leo but she doesn't roar like a lion as yet. But don't panic - we are who we are. As a resident of Dogpatch, Kentucky used to say "It's amusin but confusin." But not very stellar. (You can check on your own horoscope sign in articles of Jan. 15 in both the New York Times and the Florida Times Union.)
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