Potpourri X

Lunacy! - Datelined Washington D.C. via Associated Press - "The word "lunatic" will be stricken from Federal law under legislation that passed the House on December 5th. - The latest effort to remove language that is considered either outdated or demeaning." So Congress really was working last week. (There was one "no" vote.)

I just read where bedbugs are appearing in library books. Apparently some people still read in bed and then return books to the library for further "circulation".........That should keep me out of the reading room for quite a while.

A study out of Turkey indicates that poor oral hygiene can lead to Erectile Dysfunction. This should increase the sale of toothpaste and dental floss.

Bill Gates had a conversation with Steve Jobs in heaven. Gates asked "How are things up there?"
Jobs replied - "It's great  - there are no gates nor windows!"
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