Musings and observations from T.J. Smith, commenting on the passing parade.
Friday, December 7, 2012
Punny or Funny VIII
Sensing that you readers are tired of gnashing your teeth every Friday, I am submitting a different set of puns to PUNish you for tuning in (received from a friend who is taxing our friendship):
-To write with a broken pencil is.... pointless.
-When fish are in schools they sometimes ....take debate.
-A thief who stole a calendar....got twelve months.
-When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...UCLA.
-The Professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes...was on shaky ground.
-The batteries were given out ...free of charge.
tjs
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