Though Easter is a movable feast, I am inclined to repeat the following as I do each year. These three chaps arrived at the pearly gates together and St. Peter told them they would have to take a test to gain admittance.
He asked #1 "What do you know about Easter?"
#1 - Easter is when a man in a red suit comes down the chimney with gifts for the children.
St. P.- Sorry, pal, you flunked. He then asked #2 the same question.
#2 - Easter is when there are parades and fireworks in the sky.
St. P - You also failed and it's down below for you. How about you #3?
#3 - Easter is when they crucified Christ, took him down from the cross, buried him in a tomb and three days later he came out of the tomb, saw his shadow and went back in and we had six more weeks of winter.
tjs
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