Pigskins on Parade.

The opposition rebuttal to the State of the Union speech was given by the junior Senator from Iowa whose claim to fame was her ability to castrate hogs.
Ouch!
Elsewhere the Chicago Mercantile Exchange announced that hog bellies were down again.

And in the football world the National Football League is investigating the alleged under-inflating of pigskins.
And that's about it from the porcine community. Or as Porky Pig would say "That's all folks!"
tjs