Wednesday, July 8, 2015

In the Flesh



During a lull in the news after the soccer celebration it was reported that a naked woman walked into a Wawa store in New Jersey presumably seeking a caffeine fix at 6AM Monday and was asked to leave. Perhaps she heard that Starbucks were raising their prices and wished to change her affiliation. Normally these establishments mandate "no bare feet allowed" but rarely mention any other anatomy. If she were seeking directions to a nude beach her GPS was about sixty miles off. It reminded me of Bogart's lament in Casablanca - "Of all the gin joints in the world she had to walk into mine."
tjs

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