Donald Trump arrived at the Iowa State Fair on Saturday via his monogrammed helicopter and proceeded to boycott the Soap Box due to his feud with the sponsor. His appearance in the nation's breadbasket reminded me of Meredith Willson's "Music Man" where Prof. Harold Hill, that traveling salesman and con artist, sang "Ya got trouble, my friends - trouble I say - right here in River City - that's trouble with a capital T and that stands for Trump." He is scheduled for jury duty in Manhattan today and no defense attorney would want him in the jury box. I expect he will receive a "peremptory" challenge and be excused as I was in Elizabeth, N.J. when I arrived wearing a three piece suit for a drug trial.
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