BROKEN NEWS: In the footsteps of Jefferson Smith we now have a sequel "Mr. Putin goes to Washington." We have to ask the usual questions.
Why? In the sports world it's called "home and home" and POTUS wants a do-over on his turf to offset the recent Finnish Fiasco.
When? He wants the visit before the mid-terms in early November so how about Halloween? Just picture Putin at the White House door threatening "trick or treat!" - Wait a minute!! We have already been tricked!!
Dietary considerations - Bring down the chef from The Russian Tea Room in Manhattan - the blinis and borscht are great and 100 proof Stoli is a must.
Leisure guide - The visitor may wish to ride horseback (shirtless) thru Anacostia Park so better alert the joggers. After which a dip in the Potomac
as a refresher and maybe a tour of a wax museum.
Do NOT suggest a visit to Ford's Theater. This timetable gives us ample time to launder the sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom - and prepare our protest signs.
tjs
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