Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A Duffer's Dream

Duffers and hackers take heart - someone has invented a golf ball that will not hook or slice (at least 75% of the time.) It's not done with magic - just the law of physics. It's called a POLARA. Its secret is an irregular "dimple" pattern. The downside is it is illegal so if you plan to join the P.G.A. tour or any tournament of the U.S. Golf Association you cannot use it.  Stamped on it is a small red arrow which should be pointed in the direction you are aiming. However, you would need to pick up on the fairway to redirect the arrow which is also illegal. One other downside is it will put teaching pros out of work. But the week-end golfers who have tried it are thrilled. Cost - $30. per dozen - step right up. No longer will you have to yell "FORE" to the gallery.
tjs
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