- The Republican slate of candidates is getting so crowded that you will need a program to identify them all. Someone said the ideal slate might be Jeb Bush and Liz Cheney - you could save on bumper stickers.
- A husband and wife were arguing over who should make the coffee. Hubby said "You run the kitchen, you do the cooking so you should make the coffee." The wife replied "Read the Bible, how many times does it mention HE-BREW." I make the coffee in our house and set it on a timer so that the aroma wafts thru the house and is very pleasing to my wife. So that's one thing we do not argue about.
-A teenage boy asked his father if he could have the car. Dad said if you improve your grades, read your Bible and get your hair cut I will consider it. Several weeks went by and they met again to review progress. Dad said I see your grades are up and I note you are reading the Good Book but your hair is still too long. The boy said that Jesus, Moses and Samson all had long hair. And Dad said "Yes, and they walked everywhere!"
tjs
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