Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar, he asks?" "No, I'm the chip monk" he replies.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
tjs
Next - The 3 A.M. phone call (Mon.)
PS - Don't forget to roll back the clock Sat. night
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