Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Mistaken Identity


I am indebted to a loyal reader with a sense of humor for the following which I will paraphrase using the first person:
I walked into a bar and after a few drinks observed several "large" ladies chatting and their voices had a lyrical lilt. I asked "Are you ladies from Ireland?" They shot back "No, WALES, you friggan idiot!" I then asked "Are you WHALES from Ireland?" And that's the last thing I remember. When I came to I figured it could have been worse - they might have been a couple of hookers after my AMEX platinum card which is what happened to that Philadelphia weatherman in Miami some months ago. Funny, I always thought I had a good ear for accents.
tjs
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