My apologies to anyone offended by the following submitted by an anonymous F'booker:
A blind man entered a bar and found his way to a stool and sensed a female presence next to him. To break the ice he offered to tell her a "blonde" joke. Before you do, she said, I want you to know that I am blonde - six foot tall - and just returned from the gym. And the barmaid is also blonde and has a black belt in martial arts. And the owner at the end of the bar is also blonde and she just finished a triathlon. Now, do you still want to tell that "blonde" joke? The fellow replied "Not if I have to explain it three times!" Ouch!
tjs
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