Still More Pondering

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end - someone from California will try to pass them.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day - teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.

God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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