I am indebted to my good friend Bill V. for the following: An eighty year old lady was being interviewed on the occasion of her fourth marriage - to a funeral director. When asked to describe her previous husbands she answered "In my twenties I married a banker - in my forties he was a circus ringmaster - and in my sixties it was a preacher."
The interviewer remarked on the unique differences in her choices. She paused, smiled, and said "Well, it was like this - one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready - and four to go."
tjs
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