A certain shy fellow wished to improve his relations with the fair sex but was too embarrassed to ask for advice. He decided to visit his local library thinking he might find some pearls of wisdom on the shelves. Sure enough while browsing he came across a thick book whose binder read "How to Hug" - Eureka! Not wanting to call attention to himself he impulsively tucked his discovery inside his coat and exited the library. Upon arriving home and upon further examination, he found that he had pilfered the sixth volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica - "H-O-W to H-U-G". He would have been better off writing to Dear Abby.
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