The following story is true tho somewhat indelicate. Two women of a certain age were conversing in the aisle of a local supermarket:
No. 1 - There are so many types of beans offered here. Do you know anything about the one I am choosing?
No. 2 - I believe they cause a great deal of gas.
No. 1 - Well, I'm not going anywhere - I can "f__t" the entire weekend.
As we used to say "What's a little flatulence among friends?" - unless you're in a crowded elevator.
tjs
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