Friday, May 25, 2012

Dead Duck


A bit of Friday humor suggested by a family member -
A woman had a pet duck who suddenly was taken ill and she rushed it to the veterinary who did all he could but the bird expired. The distressed owner was not satisfied with the verdict and requested a second opinion. The vet said he would consult with colleagues and produced a Labrador retriever to sniff the bird. The dog came to the same conclusion and walked away. The vet then brought in a Calico cat who also agreed with the earlier findings. Finally, the vet served the owner with a bill for $125. which she thought was exorbitant. The doc said his fee was only $25. - the balance was for the LAB report and the CAT scan.
PS- But he did offer a referral for a taxidermist. 
  • tjs

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