Thursday, April 2, 2015

Pearly Gates

Three fellows died and approached the Pearly Gates and St. Peter said they would have to take a test before they could be admitted. He asked No. 1 "What do you know about Easter?" Said No. 1 "Easter is when the man in the red suit comes down the chimney with gifts for the children." Wrong! No. 2 what do you know about Easter? No. 2 "Easter is when they shoot off fireworks and have parades." Sorry, Pal!
No. 3 what do you know? No. 3 "Easter is when they crucified Christ on the cross, took him down from the cross and buried him in a tomb. On the third day he left the tomb - and saw his shadow and went back in and we had six weeks more of winter."
To use a baseball parlance "Three up and three down.
tjs

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