Friday, April 17, 2015

The Mating Game

The University of Michigan's mascot is a wolverine. It is a vicious animal the size of a small bear but really of the weasel family with very sharp teeth. One such male arrived at Newark airport this week in transit from Norway to Alaska with a stop over in the lower forty-eight. It developed that he had chewed holes in his metal container perhaps unhappy to have to spend an overnight in New Jersey. He was given a tranquilizer and transferred to a new cage provided by the Bronx zoo. He will soon be joined in his three acre conservation center by a female from Sweden. What do you get when mating a Norwegian and a Swede? A Scandinavian for sure!
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