With our attention directed to Augusta, Georgia this week for the Masters Golf Tournament I offer the following: Frank & Ernest went out for their weekly round of golf with a few side bets on the line. They were all even after seventeen holes. Frank's drive on 18 was right down the middle while Ernie hooked into the rough. They both went looking for Ernie's ball. The minutes went by with no location so Ernie suggested for Frank to hit his second shot which landed on the green eight feet from the cup. Ernie had said if he could not find his ball he would go back to the tee and be hitting 3. As Frank was savoring his good fortune a ball came flying out of the rough and landed on the green four feet from the cup. Now Frank had a quandary - should he pull the cheating bugger's ball out of his pocket? Neither of these duffers would ever wear the green jacket.
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