Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said "Keep off the grass."
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
tjs
Next - Scare Headlines (Mon.)
PS - Yesterday we had a different kind of scare headline - pardon me while I put a band-aid on my portfolio - or perhaps it needs a tourniquet!
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