The Scales of Justice

A  husband and wife went food shopping - he knew she was a closet kleptomaniac
with light fingers and tried to keep an eye on her. But as expected she picked up a can of fruit and put it in her purse. The store owner saw this and had her arrested and she went before a magistrate - with her husband along side her. The judge said I understand you stole a can of fruit. She said yes - a can of peaches. He asked how many peaches were in the can. She said six. He said then to pay for your crime I think you should spend six nights in jail. Then her husband spoke up and said "she also stole a can of peas."
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