Friday, June 1, 2012

Punny or Funny VII


I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

As the shoe said to the hat, "You go on ahead, I'll follow on foot."

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully, they will be able to recoup.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. OR

It was a formal wedding - white shotguns..............(ouch)
tjs
next - TBA

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