Epitaphs I

I have always been fascinated with epitaphs on tombstones. You don't see many today probably because engraving costs are high - or perhaps the deceased lost his sense of humor at the end. I have researched a few which I will feed to you in small doses.

I told you I was sick!

Here lies an atheist - all dressed up and no place to go.

Be fearful of mediocrity......???

A fatal exception error has occurred.     (A techie)

Here lies Lester Moore - four slugs from a 44 - no Les - no more.

I'll be back..........
tjs
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