Decisions, decisions

When I retired I thought I could escape from the day to day decision making, but, alas, I was wrong. Not a day goes by that I am not confronted with choices demanding immediate decisions. Witness the following:
paper or plastic - credit or debit - window or aisle - here or to go - straight up or on the rocks - hard boiled or soft - lady or the tiger (oops, wrong century) - it goes on and on - until the final curtain falls - and one has to decide - burial or cremation. But don't let it spoil your day. One hundred years ago George M. Cohan wrote a song titled "Life's a very funny proposition after all."
tjs
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